The clock strikes midnight. You’ve got a margarita in your left hand and a clammy co-worker palm in the other, all while you’re uncomfortably wondering if your wife will chew you out the next morning for “partying” at this ungodly hour. Yes, this is one of those infamous company get-togethers – you know, the one you’re forced to attend so you don’t look like the office introvert, then end up sheepishly talking to Jim from marketing about his 401k. Yeah, I get it. All you’re trying to do is pretend to care about whatever your boss is bragging about so you’ll get that promotion to manager. Don’t feel guilty though, it’s classic networking 101. Here at Custom Tobacco, we feel your pain and we want to do something about it. We think we can help make this obligatory event be a little more bearable for you and get you that promotion. Follow this simple tip and you’ll be on your way to the c-suite in no time.
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